| Team Name | Championship Ranking | Total Points |
| Kadel Sucks | 1.0 | 1,120.0 |
| Bigger Lebowski | 2.0 | 1,080.0 |
| Man Beer Pig | 2.0 | 1,080.0 |
| What The F | 3.0 | 1,030.0 |
| No Eye Contact In A Devil's 3 Way | 3.0 | 1,030.0 |
| Do Me A Favor Pour Me Some Jager | 4.0 | 1,010.0 |
| Pesky The Exciteable Boy | 5.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Show Me Your Genitals | 5.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Captain V | 5.0 | 1,000.0 |
| If You Don't Know What It Is You Can't Afford It | 5.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Middle Table | 6.0 | 990.0 |
| 3 Chicks And A Dude | 6.0 | 990.0 |
| Rocking the Beer Gut | 6.0 | 990.0 |
| T & A | 6.0 | 990.0 |
| More Cowbell | 7.0 | 980.0 |
| Menace To Society | 7.0 | 980.0 |
| Beachford Girls | 7.0 | 980.0 |
| My Couch Pulls Out I Don't | 8.0 | 970.0 |
| Mini Corndogs | 9.0 | 960.0 |
| 3M's | 10.0 | 950.0 |
| Barhawks | 11.0 | 920.0 |
| Almost... | 12.0 | 900.0 |
| Silent Killer Gas Passer | 13.0 | 890.0 |
| Table Rock | 13.0 | 890.0 |
| Mooseknuckles | 14.0 | 870.0 |
| Tiger In A Bathroom | 14.0 | 870.0 |
| A League Of Their Own | 15.0 | 780.0 |
| Dudes And boobs | 16.0 | 770.0 |
| Matt Haas Fan Club | 17.0 | 460.0 |