| Team Name | Championship #5 Ranking | Total Points |
| Never Trust A Big Butt & A Smile | 1.0 | 580.0 |
| Tanner's Rocks | 2.0 | 580.0 |
| Hot 4 Teacher | 3.0 | 540.0 |
| 3M's | 4.0 | 520.0 |
| Charlie's Angels | 4.0 | 520.0 |
| Shit I Don't Know | 5.0 | 510.0 |
| Kiss Army | 5.0 | 510.0 |
| Kara & Crew | 5.0 | 510.0 |
| Scissor Me Timbers | 5.0 | 510.0 |
| Wild Bill's Bunch | 6.0 | 500.0 |
| Britney's Vagtastic Voyage | 6.0 | 500.0 |
| The United Nations | 6.0 | 500.0 |
| More Cowbell | 7.0 | 490.0 |
| Twinkies | 7.0 | 490.0 |
| Mental Midgets | 7.0 | 490.0 |
| Dead Rabbits | 7.0 | 490.0 |
| 12 Inches Long | 7.0 | 490.0 |
| A Team -Ottawa Applebee's | 7.0 | 490.0 |
| Roflocopters | 8.0 | 480.0 |
| Shooter McLovin | 9.0 | 470.0 |
| Jew Madre | 9.0 | 470.0 |
| Swedge Bitches | 10.0 | 460.0 |
| Wooly Mammoths | 10.0 | 460.0 |
| Chug A Lugz | 10.0 | 460.0 |
| That's What She Said | 10.0 | 460.0 |
| Suck My Wake | 11.0 | 450.0 |
| McLovin | 11.0 | 450.0 |
| Baby Boomers | 11.0 | 450.0 |
| Yesterdays Biscuitz | 11.0 | 450.0 |
| Indigo Ponies | 11.0 | 450.0 |
| Bar Hawks | 11.0 | 450.0 |
| Alter Egos | 12.0 | 440.0 |
| Freebies | 13.0 | 430.0 |
| Angry Hooters | 13.0 | 430.0 |
| Fo Sheetaz' | 13.0 | 430.0 |
| John's Colon | 13.0 | 430.0 |
| Retarded Chicken Eaters | 13.0 | 430.0 |
| League of Super Heroes | 13.0 | 430.0 |
| Drinking Team | 13.0 | 430.0 |
| McFam | 14.0 | 420.0 |
| Wally's | 14.0 | 420.0 |
| Irish Pub | 14.0 | 420.0 |
| Triple Threat | 15.0 | 410.0 |
| Wish We Were Drinking | 16.0 | 400.0 |
| Here 4 Beer | 16.0 | 400.0 |
| G Dammit Lance | 16.0 | 400.0 |
| God's Assassins | 16.0 | 400.0 |
| Cleveland Steamers | 17.0 | 390.0 |
| K Fed Got The Kids | 17.0 | 390.0 |
| Pool Gods | 17.0 | 390.0 |
| Muffin Stuffers | 17.0 | 390.0 |
| Dirty Pirate Hookers | 17.0 | 390.0 |
| Super Fly Hot Dog Magic | 18.0 | 380.0 |
| If Your Not 1st Your Last | 18.0 | 380.0 |
| Roll Bounce | 19.0 | 370.0 |
| Pubes | 19.0 | 370.0 |
| Short Bus Window Lickers | 19.0 | 370.0 |
| Asstastic | 20.0 | 360.0 |
| My Favorite Team | 21.0 | 350.0 |
| Nascar 101 | 21.0 | 350.0 |
| Dangerous | 22.0 | 340.0 |
| All Night Long | 22.0 | 340.0 |
| Ape Tit | 23.0 | 330.0 |
| F Them Bitches | 24.0 | 320.0 |
| Shananigans | 24.0 | 320.0 |
| Slackers | 24.0 | 320.0 |
| Cy Cats | 25.0 | 310.0 |
| Ho's Fo Sho | 26.0 | 280.0 |
| Porky | 27.0 | 180.0 |
| Rejects | 28.0 | 100.0 |