| Ranking | Team Name | Ranking Points |
| 1 | 2 Dan's Don't Make A Right | 33 |
| 2 | Chairman Of The Board | 33 |
| 3 | Larusso Motors | 31 |
| 4 | Baptized With A Boner | 29 |
| 5 | What's Up Bitches | 22 |
| 6 | Mormans | 20 |
| 7 | Cal Me By Your Name | 17 |
| 8 | Myrts Tyrts | 16 |
| 9 | Smart Asses | 14 |
| 10 | Team Day Drunk | 14 |
| 11 | Bar Stools | 14 |
| 12 | Moist | 12 |
| 13 | Jackin It | 12 |
| 14 | John Trivialta | 12 |
| 15 | Kill Em All | 12 |
| 16 | Box Bunch | 10 |
| 17 | Dan's 15th Bud Light | 9 |
| 18 | Mudd Kids | 9 |
| 19 | Pizza Dat Ass | 9 |
| 20 | The Amigos | 9 |
| 21 | Team Lake | 8 |
| 22 | Millers | 8 |
| 23 | I Haven't Shit In Three Weeks | 8 |
| 24 | Soft Pour Corn | 7 |
| 25 | Steel Horses | 7 |
| 26 | That's What She Said | 7 |
| 27 | Wolfpack | 7 |
| 28 | Trash | 7 |
| 29 | The AJ's | 6 |
| 30 | Team Cheech | 6 |
| 31 | Morning Wood | 6 |
| 32 | Bitch Better Have My Money | 6 |
| 33 | Better Connection | 6 |
| 34 | Billing Bitches | 6 |
| 35 | Baby Genius | 5 |
| 36 | Back Up | 5 |
| 37 | Chris At The Bar | 5 |
| 38 | I Thought This Was Speed Dating | 5 |
| 39 | Team Guiness | 5 |
| 40 | Trivia Newton John | 5 |
| 41 | Walter Women | 5 |
| 42 | Vande / Hants | 5 |
| 43 | Young & The Rest Of Us | 5 |
| 44 | Titanic Swim Team | 4 |
| 45 | The Jagernauts | 4 |
| 46 | Tequila Mockingbird | 4 |
| 47 | Squidward | 4 |
| 48 | Savage AF | 4 |
| 49 | Pfister Bottom | 4 |
| 50 | It's Jordans Birthday He Is 35 | 4 |