| Ranking | Team Name | Ranking Points |
| 1 | What's Up Bitches | 45 |
| 2 | Billing Bitches | 39 |
| 3 | OU John & Tara | 29 |
| 4 | Dixon Cider | 25 |
| 5 | Chairman Of The Board | 20 |
| 6 | The Amigos | 19 |
| 7 | Hot Cops | 17 |
| 8 | Smart Asses | 16 |
| 9 | Box Bunch | 16 |
| 10 | Here For The Gangbang | 15 |
| 11 | Lexi's Avengers | 15 |
| 12 | Jackin It | 14 |
| 13 | Moist | 13 |
| 14 | That's When The Whores Come In | 13 |
| 15 | Trash | 11 |
| 16 | A Team | 11 |
| 17 | Bar Stools | 10 |
| 18 | Home Schooled Jungle Freaks | 10 |
| 19 | Soggy Underbritches | 10 |
| 20 | That's What She Said | 10 |
| 21 | Muddkids | 9 |
| 22 | Piss Off | 9 |
| 23 | Cal Me By Your Name | 9 |
| 24 | Cheeseballs | 8 |
| 25 | F'n AJ's | 8 |
| 26 | Quizzard Of Oz | 8 |
| 27 | Mid Am | 7 |
| 28 | I Love Buttsex | 7 |
| 29 | Jager Naughts | 7 |
| 30 | Larusso Motors | 7 |
| 31 | Cyclones | 7 |
| 32 | Girls Out Back | 6 |
| 33 | Carley & Cool Dad | 6 |
| 34 | Bitch Better Have My Money | 6 |
| 35 | John & The Brain | 6 |
| 36 | Meat Kurtons | 6 |
| 37 | Pizza Dat Ass | 6 |
| 38 | Team Funhouse | 6 |
| 39 | Wildcats | 5 |
| 40 | Titanic Swim Team | 5 |
| 41 | Morning Wood | 5 |
| 42 | J | 5 |
| 43 | Fallopian Swim Team | 5 |
| 44 | Fire Crotch | 5 |
| 45 | Another Round | 4 |
| 46 | Boston Dobby | 4 |
| 47 | I Thought I Was Speed Dating | 4 |
| 48 | JPEG | 4 |
| 49 | Kill Em All | 4 |
| 50 | My Drug Dealer | 4 |