| Ranking | Team Name | Ranking Points |
| 1 | Late Bloomers | 25 |
| 2 | Dahmer's Deli | 22 |
| 3 | Dr Pepper Poppers | 18 |
| 4 | Jagernaughts | 15 |
| 5 | Does This Handkerchief Smell Like Chloroform To Yo | 12 |
| 6 | Scooby & His Snack | 11 |
| 7 | Smarty Pints | 11 |
| 8 | What's Up Bitches | 10 |
| 9 | Reasonably Priced Hookers | 9 |
| 10 | Rub It Until It Smokes | 7 |
| 11 | Quack One Open | 7 |
| 12 | My Dick | 7 |
| 13 | Tuesday Night Special | 7 |
| 14 | Whiskeypedia | 6 |
| 15 | We Got Worms | 6 |
| 16 | Politically Erect | 6 |
| 17 | E-Lemon-Ators | 6 |
| 18 | F'n Randy | 6 |
| 19 | Chubby Dongus | 5 |
| 20 | Rasia Is Hot | 5 |
| 21 | My Dixie Wrecked | 5 |
| 22 | Housing | 5 |
| 23 | Three Is Average | 5 |
| 24 | Team Meatballs | 5 |
| 25 | Scrambled Legs | 4 |
| 26 | There She Got 'Er Up | 4 |
| 27 | WillJackBen | 4 |
| 28 | Jabronies | 4 |
| 29 | Moist | 4 |
| 30 | Part Timers | 4 |
| 31 | Half Asses | 4 |
| 32 | 70 Minus 1 | 4 |
| 33 | Atte | 4 |
| 34 | Beaver Baskets | 3 |
| 35 | Beer Mizers | 3 |
| 36 | Big Red | 3 |
| 37 | Girth Matters | 3 |
| 38 | Fet's Luck | 3 |
| 39 | Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy | 3 |
| 40 | Merica | 3 |
| 41 | My Neck, My Back, My Patients in V-Tach | 3 |
| 42 | Here For The Wings | 3 |
| 43 | The Electric Koala's | 3 |
| 44 | Sitheads | 3 |
| 45 | Suck It Sills | 2 |
| 46 | Sexy Credit | 2 |
| 47 | The Winfreys | 2 |
| 48 | Trios Tag Champs | 2 |
| 49 | Houston Masseusses | 2 |
| 50 | JBQ | 2 |